Saturday, April 08, 2006

Gross-a-ree shopping!!!

The day started at Parkway's Giant Hypermart as the boys wanted me to cook a dinner for them. So its been a while since Ive seen the boys and well they've all grown quite a bit (quite a bit of an idiot actually) and so there was Wei Tat, Sherwin, Shawn, Jackson and James.. Ee Chen came later but its was nice to see them all after such a long time...

So I spent an hour educating them about fruits and vegatables. Man these boys were hopeless (guys I know youre reading this)... I pointed at a round eggplant (auburgine) and the first thing Sherwin said was... 'Oh I know what that is' I raised an eyebrow..surprised and impressed that Sherwin knew what and auburgine was... 'It is the purple thing in the Chicken Fan-Tastic Burger' he replied gleefully... ... ...Just kill me...

Boys! As much as you would like to live in your own little world... They do not put auburgines in hamburgers... Neither is Yam a Water Chestnut...and Neither is Water Chestnut a Chestnut... and neither is Dang Chye related Dang Hoon... *sigh*... Oh and I had Shawn go get a Wong Bok(long chinese cabbage)..He replied...'Who's Wong Bok?'...Wah can die! Then ask them to get young ginger, and before they went I told them that there were 4 types of ginger on sale..Blue Ginger, Yellow Ginger, Old Ginger and Young Ginger... 'Eh Got sign right? got sign right...'

Serves 7

It didnt end there.. In the kitchen I asked the boys to slice shallots...Shawn replied 'Oh I heard of a shallot before...' I mean who has never heard of a shallot? Even I, this Shang4 Deng3 Ren2 (upper class person *chey..*) also know what a shallot is...wah liew....These fellas probably have never helped their mothers at all.. But it was fun having 7 people crammed up in a tiny kitchen and we managed to cook the following dishes...Rice Pot Chicken Rice, Steamed Wong Bok layered with minced pork, Calamari Flowers seasoned with Hua Jiao and Cinnamon, Thai Style Ikan Bilis, Special Centuary Egg Tofu and Kiam Huer (salted fish)...Everything went down really well and it was delicious...however the boys cannot hold their liquor...not a sip...*sigh* they became utterly stupid after tiny sips of Southern Comfort...

The Bed

So after a shot of whiskey, Sherwin was how do I put this...DRUNK! *unbelivable* So the boys decided to take advantage of the situation and strip him on my bed...Things were going well till Jackson jumped on the bed and it broke... Dented right in the centre the boys tried to comfort me by saying that at least now I have a more comfortable sleeping posture...what the hell...bunch of idiots...

My Ah Ma wants you guys to come over and dump the bed frame into the bulky refuse area, you guys have no choice...If you don't move it I will tell your parents....muahahahaha

But I have seen these boys since they were little idiotic 13 year olds, now they are full-fledged 17 year old idiots... So i suppose another idiotic stunt like that is to be expected...sigh...

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

i'm sorry about your bed.. but what's done is done. =X

Tobiaslim said...

Nononononono! I really need you guys to come help move the bed frame..R U guys sending me off?

Anonymous said...

Wah...seems like you're having gatherings EVERYDAY with different groups of friends hor?

And... JUST FOR YOU hor, I've postponed my dizi class on Wed to attend your BBQ....so you betta 'peng' some yummy chicken wings for me can?

Anonymous said...

Toby, Toby boys on your bed.... tsk, tsk, tsk. Hahaha...
Go Vietnam remember to find me Chio Viet bride!!! best to have a few for me to pick and choose!!!

joyhugz said...

hey when r u gng to cook for us toooooo???

Anonymous said...

haha...so wt is called women's toilet... =P

Tobiaslim said...

Wow! the honarable Woman's Toilet has made arrangements to visit my humble adobe for the BBQ coolies...and no Perrin...no brides for you...you pervert..and so sorry confidante..Im totally booked up already

Anonymous said...

Wah...your humble abode not really v humble lor...I remembered last time when I was studying at the sch nearby your place (yes, the one where students wear beige uniform and maroon belts), your condo was like the residence of our dreams!!! It looked so posh and exclusive then....

Tobiaslim said...

i live in a store room lor..with a broken bed...

Anonymous said...

PERVERT!!!
Toby I'm shocked and abashed how could you....I'm just missunderstood. Any gals here intrested in a date with a hairy Arab? Hahaa...