Why aren't you yellow too?

Yesterday a Taiwanese lady came to the restaurant yelling about how her crab from the previous day wasn't meaty and one claw was small and she was cheated (honestly if you think about it, the crabs are sold by weight, so if 1 claw was small then it would have been lighter thus the price would have been lower anyway, thus no cheating...stupid cow). She demanded to see my father (who wasn't around) and so I stepped up to the plate, the moment she saw me her first words were "you are such a beautiful boy"...

I was like *WHAT THE HELL?*...

Anyways, she was pretty happy that I was serving her and she selected a couple of crabs and weighed them. I had put the crabs in the basket before putting them on the scale and she asked what the weight was and asked if I was going to deduct the weight of the basket and well I told her the basket didn't weigh much and asked if it was ok if i just charged her 2kg for the crabs..she said ok...

3 minutes later, she came for the bill and asked how heavy the crabs were and I told her 2kg... She started becoming estastic and yelled "2kg? what about the basket"...

"Well mdm, I thought I told you the basket wouldn't weigh too much and you said 2kg was ok" I replied...

"No! you cannot charge me for the basket, you are so DISHONEST just like your father!"

'SNAP' something in my brain went off...This bitch had the audacity to call me a dishonest person! I was PISSED! VERY VERY PISSED! WAH! Woman you have no idea who you are speaking to!

But I withheld my anger and went on my normal business..so for the entire time the bitch was there she kept complaining about everything...'What the hell? If you always have bad experiences eating here then why the hell do you keep coming back?'

The only thing that kept me going was the pharse Yung used 'Aiyah They're just too cheap to pay more' ...O words of wisdom I thank thee! Yes the appropriate word in this situation is indeed CHEAP! I mean just to let you know...the cost price for the crabs are $24 and we sell them at $30, our profit margin is only 6 dollars so if I charge you 100g more for the basket ($3 more) just 'suck thumb' and be a generous person...Coz the restuarant doesn't charge the 10% service and 5%gst...perhaps due to the trauma my staff are put through I should implement a 10% service charge...

Well anyways, to relieve the situation I offered the taiwanese lady a small dish of preserved chili, black bean and green papaya. I told her it was something I had just brought back from China...She looked at the dish and said 'take it back, we don't eat things from China'

What the hell? bloody snob!...You reject my kindness and insult the people of my ancestors?...I couldn't take another moment of taiwanese shit this bitch was dishing out of her mouth...

Throughout the entire time she was there she had called my father stupid, scholded all my workers, insulted me...wah can die!

Oh the shame!

That evening I told my step-mom about the 'si gui san ba' (dead ghost 38) and all she said to me was..dont say that about other people..she has been eating here for years, she brings business... What the hell! She insulted my father and me! I would'nt stoop that low to earn that kind of money, we are dignified people and I will never grovel at the feet of others...especially not for money that I can earn honestly! I am very disappointed...